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Okay..  So yet again I have to explain my absense..

Once upon a time, in a not-so-small town in Illinois, there was a storm. This storm was evil to the young Kayce, and took away her internet.  Luckily, the Internet Fairy came and fixed it after the power came on.
BUT WAIT..
Doth thou detect another storm?  Yes..
Another horrible, evil, storm came and, once again, deprived the saddened Kayce of her internet.
The Internet Fairy did not return.
Seconds, minutes, hours, and then days went by.. nothing could be done.. there was no internet.  Kayce was deprived of her soul... (unfortunately, it's pixelated...) and of Frorge (almost) of other Harry Potter fics..  and,  most importantly.. her bitches.
Kayce was to leave her home to go to a far off land, called Kentucky, to visit her aunt and uncle for the weekend..  and just before she left (night before..)  she recieved devistating information.
The God of the Internet Repairmen was coming to pay a visit on Kayce's house.. and the interent would be fixed on the ninth hour (9 a.m., idiots) on the day that Kayce was to leave.  She was saddened by the information because her evil sister would be able to access her haven, while Kayce would not.
But there is a happy ending, thought it has not taken playce yet.
In three nights and three days, Kayce will return home to her uberfanfuckingtasticwonderful haven that is called the internet, and all will be well.  She will be able to have her Frorge, read Harry Potters fics, and talk (and more, *winkwink*) to her sexy bitches.
The end.

Right, so.. I'm suffereing.  I'm on my aunt and uncle's computer, and on Aim Express.. I wish I had my own computer. :(   Ah well.

I started Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince last night.. and I'm so effing upset that JayKay killed Sirius.. Psh.  She should have killed some unimportant character, that no one knew the name of.  BUT.. Book six is good so far... (I brought my portable DVD player to Kentucky with me, so I can continue to watch the movies in sequence, over and over, while I read the book. Plus, tomarrow, my aunt and uncle promised to take me to Borders so I could by the soundtrack to Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban.  Ain't that sexy?)

Much Love,
<3 Kayce.

One day, perhaps you will read Hogwarts, A History and finally understand that you can't Apparate or Disapparate inside the Hogwarts ground.